- HD 1080
- Runtime: 89m.
- Status: Released
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- Languages: en
- Country: United States of America
- Director: Charles R. Rondeau
- Stars: Willis Draffen Jr., Charles Love, Charles McCormick, Harry Williams, Michael Payne
- keywords: musical, train, hollywood star
- Production_studio: Billy Jack Enterprises, Crystal Jukebox Film Corp.
- Slogan: Featuring BLOODSTONE
- The Train Ride to Hollywood is featured in the top rankings of 1975
- #92 in Top Comedy Movies of 1975
- #13 in Top Fantasy Movies of 1975
Harry Williams, member of the rhythm & blues band, Bloodstone, is about to go onstage for a concert when he is hit on the head. The rest that follows is his dream. The four band members become conductors on a train filled with characters and (impersonated) actors from the 1930s, such as W.C. Fields, Dracula, and Scarlett O'Hara. Various songs are featured. The singing conductors are obliged to solve a mystery; Marlon Brando is murdering Nelson Eddy, Jeanette McDonald and others by suffocating them in his armpits. A wacky funeral, a fight with a gorilla, and the threat of being turned into a wax museum figure are all part of Harry's dream.